Matthew Weldon's Dangerous Thoughts

A, B, C, D, E,

H, I, J, K, L, M, N,

No more syllables.

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Stood up far too fast.

Brain blood in my feet instead.

Sit down. Wait a bit.

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Haikus are tricky.

Yes, they are over quickly,

But so few syllab

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I have stubbed my toe

Fuck shit piss twat piss shit fuck

I am going to die

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One plus one plus three

Two plus two plus two plus one

Three plus two. Haiku!