I would say boo to a goose

I would say goodbye to an aye-aye

I would say please rise to an impala

I would say we’ve heard so much about you to a dog

I would say did you get that in the sale to a rhino

I would say in the event of a loss of cabin pressure oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling to a groundhog

I would say your husband passed away peacefully in his sleep last night Mrs Tilburry to a goat

I would say alright to an ant

I would say when you can perform a u-turn to a vulture

I would say dearly beloved to a crocodile

I would say this ticket is not valid on this service to a macaque

But the doctor says that

I am not autistic

And I must trust his judgement